I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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