There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Of course I have a pirate flag
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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