did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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