ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Randomize
