I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Dick very happy bro
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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