i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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