you win again, gameday.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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