god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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