Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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