Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
