Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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