i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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