That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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