Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
my poor anus
I need to wash the frat house off of me
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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