They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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