No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Randomize
