'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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