You're completely useless in the revolution.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
