I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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