I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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