you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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