So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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