Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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