It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
These tits shall not be calmed
Can't talk, ducks in the car
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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