Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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