She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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