Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
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