It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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