rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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