it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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