You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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