Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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