You're so nebulous sometimes
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
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