she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I would ride that face into the sunset
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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