This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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