I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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