Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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