only if we run a train.
done.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I just want to make out with him forever
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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