Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Randomize
