Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
