I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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