I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
Randomize
