that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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