Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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