I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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