he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
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