remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Why is your signature on my underwear?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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