i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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