bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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