so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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