Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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